I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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