I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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