can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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