Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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