It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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