Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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