Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
