my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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