Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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