: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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