Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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