He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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