i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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