Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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