I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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