Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Someone shattered a urinal.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
