Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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