Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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