I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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