i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I want her autograph on my taint
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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