Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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