"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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