you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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