I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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