My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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