garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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