hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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