maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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