her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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