yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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