I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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