Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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