Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize