Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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