oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How's work?
Spinning.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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