just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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