Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
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He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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