Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So gin and wine won't be happening again
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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