For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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