question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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