He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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