He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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