Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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