hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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