he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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