What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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