Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish you could order shots online.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
