I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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