i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
