i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
