He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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