it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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