You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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