so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
tell me about the fingering
the raccoons are back...
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