its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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