Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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