im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?