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(410): View more from Maryland

so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

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(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero http://tfl.nu/4z5t

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(727): View more from Florida

writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.

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(727): writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later. http://tfl.nu/11rn

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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(860): I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan http://tfl.nu/ukhl

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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.

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(510): Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it. http://tfl.nu/5742

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(408): View more from California

Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.

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(408): Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something. http://tfl.nu/it4y

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(708): View more from Illinois

she fell through a window trying to flash someone

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(708): she fell through a window trying to flash someone http://tfl.nu/c9dp

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.

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(701): It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server. http://tfl.nu/p1uj

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(406): View more from Montana

He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.

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(406): He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana. http://tfl.nu/b27k

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(315): View more from New York

i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.

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(315): i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there. http://tfl.nu/6jl7

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase

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(250): We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase http://tfl.nu/f5g4

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake

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(610): We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake http://tfl.nu/df0e

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.

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(605): Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer. http://tfl.nu/o6i1

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(205): View more from Alabama

Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.

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(205): Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict. http://tfl.nu/g96l

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(678): View more from Georgia

I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.

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(678): I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost. http://tfl.nu/2pxc

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(615): View more from Tennessee

those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants

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(615): those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants http://tfl.nu/jm8o

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