it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO