You can't motorboat a personality
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?