You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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