Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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